Arrr...still grounded...

Donnie can come down, but I've got my eye on ye, an' I don't want to see the first sign or trouble or mutinous behavior from ye or ye wench! Arrrr.

And if Miss Seay attempts another act of mockery of the captain then Miss Seay will be thrown into the sea. Harr harr. I made a funny, I did.

Arrrrrr.

Dear me Loyal Crew,

I've been imprisoned for bad marks by me parents. Arrr, I know, tis a terrible fate. Have no fear, me heartys, for I'll be free before long. Keep our vessel in good shape so we can get movin as soon as I'm out of this place.

Mrs. Brumlow has the position of beautiful damsel hostage in distress that she asked for. Cassie has her truce, and she can be aboard the ship. But keep an eye on her...I only trust nudists as far as I can throw em...and I don't even like to touch em to pick em up, so I don't throw em far. Arrr...

I need a first mate. Until we have one Wedgie me parrot will be in charge. An' no sleepin in me bed!

~Captain Fork

Now how am I gonna get this boat movin' with a crew of this size? ARRR! More comments and I'll actually do something.

Donnie is now tied to the mast for conceiving ideas of mutiny! Any others of ye want ta try? Good! Whitney will join him if she doesn't keep her trap shut! Arrr!

I offered ye friendship Cassie, but ye rejected it, so it be a battle then. We're gonna fire clothes covered in crazy glue at your nudist colony till none of ya can ever be indecent in public again! Arrr!

But not yet. Because no one is commentin'! I need more crew to move this ship! Join up and tell me what you can do! Jarred is still the ship ninja. Amanda wants to be the seafood cook, and Zack is the swedish cook, so they can be happy together or kill each other off! Arrr!

Do something or I ain't doin nothin!

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Read me application!

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Har har!

Stop complaining! Just cause I take a break for shore leave for a month or two the whole crew complains! Well, winter's horrible sailing weather...and we're out of rum, so we have to do something else now! Arrrr! So start scrubbin the decks, yeh land lubbers, and let's get this boat movin. And no belly achin!

Cassie has to chose her loyalties. She calls me a fairy one more time and she'll walk to plank! Arrr! And if she follows her dream of making a nudist colony after that, we'll see how long it lasts after we pillage it. And no sick ideas Joey! I won't have nudists running amuck on me ship. Arrrr!

*Out of Character moment: Since we're starting over, I'll seriously pay attention to what every one wants to be on the boat, just apply for a position and I'll see how it works. Casey automatically gets to be the parrot, cause he's the best. And Erica can be quartermaster cause she knows more about this stuff than anyone else and that's what she wants. If you need a real idea, check out her shweet comment on the last post. I need suggestions on what we can do on here. Join the blogring if you want to be on the boat. Arrrr!*

Arrr!

I'll make an updated crew list soon.
Cassie can say arr a few times a day, but not more than me!
Adam and Tanner can be in the crow's nest together, and can work out the belly dancing problem between themselves.

Me computer is acting bad...curse these phonelines as old as the ship. Arrrr

After assigning crew positions we'll leave port and pillage and plunder to our hearts content. But I want this deck scrubbed down and spotless! Arr!

And Whitney remains ship prostitute until she stops getting men drunk and marrying them for rank and social status!

ARRRRRR! I need to find me a picture.